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Too bad tonight is Gatsby, not Star Trek…
Devil Nights
Hi I'm Emma. I am 24 years old. I'm an aspiring comic book artist and illustrator living in Baltimore with my fantastic girlfriend. I post a lot about Homestuck. I REALLY LIKE EQUIUS. I'm not sorry. This blog is occasionally Not Safe For work.
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MSI JUST POSTED THIS TO YOUTUBE. YOU CAN SEE MANYA AND I RIGHT UP FRONT AT LIKE :05-:07 I am helpfully wearing a bright blue Gamebro shirt….
You can see us randomly throughout the video a couple of times but at the beginning we are RIGHT THERE
Hey there, my name is Emma and obnoxious shirts are my specialty.
So do you want to see the video that me and my roommates made in the hopes that Hannah Hart of My Drunk Kitchen would visit our kitchen on her upcoming world tour?
Of course you do.
Warning for inappropriate language, inappropriate fridge magnets, lots of beer, lots of talking about beer, and completely unnecessary singing and dancing.
Featuring Tumblr users spuffboy, serenichi, and mancandling.
Look at My Face: Birthday Edition
It’s past 11:30 AM on February 7th which means I am now officially a 25 year old human being.
You can see two of my b day gifts from Manya in these photos - one is the GREAT pomade she got from the fancy man store on 36th. I guess you can’t really see it, but it IS in my hair, which has reached NEW AND EXCITING HEIGHTS. I love it.
The other Featured Present is my CHEWBACCA EARRINGS!!! In that crappy webcam photo they look like lil poops which is also okay. But believe me, it’s CHEWBACCA!!!!!!!!!! They complete my space-themed birthday ensemble.
So yes hello I am officially in the very middle of my twenties and I still feel like I’m 16 how u doin today. (And yeah I am wearing almost the same exact thing as the last time I took Work Webcam photos hahaha…ha…)
ATTENTION: MY WORK LAPTOP HAS A CAMERA. I REPEAT. THERE’S A CAMERA IN MY WORK LAPTOP.
Here is a peak into my glamorous office life.
My hair reached a pretty good height today, I’m proud of it. Good job, hair.
You know when you really want to make stuff and be creative and productive but you also want to get drunk and you cant do both? That’s me
(Source: rennerei, via weejaboard)
I did this a few days ago and couldn’t get it to upload until now. Oh well. Also wow sorry I get so sassy about US of Americans who say “crisps” I don’t know what came over me. I apologize maybe. For my sass. And I swear I say “oil” weird IRL but it sounds the same both times I say it in the video. My voice sounds so much different than what I think it sounds like…!!
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Your name and username.
Where you’re from.
Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water,
New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught,
Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
Be a wizard or a vampire?
How old are you?
Is it cold where you are?
Do you have freckles?
When is your birthday?
What was the last thing you drank?
Would you rather: Have a million dollars or a million friends?Eat a taco or a quesadilla? Be a shark or an elephant?
Do you speak a second language? Say something in it.
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
Read the following words: Abrasion, Charm, Cinnamon, Demeanor, Elixir, Epiphany, Fermented, Heterodox,
Iniquity, Labyrinth, Leisure, Mannequin, Mermaid, Pandemonium, Phoenix, Quidditch, Quintessential,
Spice, Talisman, Unicorn, Warfare, Whiskey, Winter, Zest.
Which do you say?: Chips or crisps? Jam or jelly? Rubbish or trash? Elevator or lift? Soda or pop?
Pants or trousers? Taxi or cab? Mobile or cell phone?
Do you have a phobia? If so, do you know its scientific name?
Read the following tongue twister: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. A peck of pickled
peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where’s the peck of
pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
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Also how did I mess up that tongue twister right at the beginning.
Hello…
1. It’s REALLY COLD in my apartment today and I am too stubborn to go downstairs to finally turn the heat up to a level where human beings can function…
2. I bought some rly cheap clothes online yesterday because Black Friday, and I am so excite I hope everything fits…it was all skirts/pants and I usually have to try those on due 2 my butt. So I hope I didn’t just waste a bunch of money. Final sale from Forever21 whoops…
3. I also bought the big entire series box set of Sex and the City because it was on MAJOR SALE and I am disgusting. That is my #1 embarrassing guilty pleasure show and I’ve never seen all of it uncensored not on the Style network lol…
4. Twin Peaks: The Definitive Gold Box Edition (what???) was half off so I BOUGHT THAT TOO. I know it’s on Netflix but I am afraid that by the time I get around to finishing the whole thing/convince Manya to watch it with me even though she’ll think it’s boring, it will have been taken off of Netflix.
5. Manya’s mom bought us a HOT PINK PRE-LIT CHRISTMAS TREE FOR OUR APARTMENT it was on sale at Wal Mart gotta love a deal gotta love A PINK CHRISTMAS TREE I am so sorry Erica….
6. Now I gotta really organize the living room so our tree can fit
7. I am so hungry but too cold to get out of bed and make myself an omelet or some disgusting combination of Thanksgiving leftovers or just a Celeste pizza 4 one.
8. I also wanted to draw today because I have a Christmas Exchange/actually it is an Equius Exchange to do and I wanna practice my Equiuses but I am so scared to touch a pencil to paper because I am a baby????
9. I also need to finish a very silly logo for the product my Dad invented (that sounds like he is going through a “I am un(der)employed at age 52” crisis where he creates weird religious charities/blogs/t-shirt companies around his super gross libertarian ideology and also invents things for the landscaping industry but…actually yeah that is EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING) so I will probably do that first
10. Help me I don’t know what to do with myself when I am home alone I usually just forget everything I was supposed to do and I sit and read fanfiction
11. Hey how come I can’t find much fanfic of Equius getting banged by robots. Like I would prefer Not Aradiabot but wow even after the updates that confirm that he IS PROBABLY BANGING/TRYING TO MACK ON A NUMBER OF ARADIABOTS there isn’t much fanwork of it. And like shouldn’t there be some more Dirkquius where there are robots involved?? I need to get over it and start drawing or writing but everyone is gonna be like “this is the stupidest fanfic I have ever read this person clearly let their Equius Gettin Banged By Robots fetish in the way of any good writing skill”
12. I had a dream where April Ludgate was sitting on my lap and we were making out and it was pretty nice until Ron Swanson walked in and was all “STOP THAT U ARE MARRIED” and April was all “I don’t care!” and tried to keep kissin on me but I was weirded out that Ron Swanson saw us and then the dream was over…
13. I’m gross I’m going to go eat that Pizza 4 One now
Edit: 13b. My computer has a virus where various words appear as links and try to get me to click on them but I WILL NOT BE FOOLED but I should probably run a virus scan…now..
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