You know when you really want to make stuff and be creative and productive but you also want to get drunk and you cant do both? That’s me
1. It’s REALLY COLD in my apartment today and I am too stubborn to go downstairs to finally turn the heat up to a level where human beings can function…
2. I bought some rly cheap clothes online yesterday because Black Friday, and I am so excite I hope everything fits…it was all skirts/pants and I usually have to try those on due 2 my butt. So I hope I didn’t just waste a bunch of money. Final sale from Forever21 whoops…
3. I also bought the big entire series box set of Sex and the City because it was on MAJOR SALE and I am disgusting. That is my #1 embarrassing guilty pleasure show and I’ve never seen all of it uncensored not on the Style network lol…
4. Twin Peaks: The Definitive Gold Box Edition (what???) was half off so I BOUGHT THAT TOO. I know it’s on Netflix but I am afraid that by the time I get around to finishing the whole thing/convince Manya to watch it with me even though she’ll think it’s boring, it will have been taken off of Netflix.
5. Manya’s mom bought us a HOT PINK PRE-LIT CHRISTMAS TREE FOR OUR APARTMENT it was on sale at Wal Mart gotta love a deal gotta love A PINK CHRISTMAS TREE I am so sorry Erica….
6. Now I gotta really organize the living room so our tree can fit
7. I am so hungry but too cold to get out of bed and make myself an omelet or some disgusting combination of Thanksgiving leftovers or just a Celeste pizza 4 one.
8. I also wanted to draw today because I have a Christmas Exchange/actually it is an Equius Exchange to do and I wanna practice my Equiuses but I am so scared to touch a pencil to paper because I am a baby????
9. I also need to finish a very silly logo for the product my Dad invented (that sounds like he is going through a “I am un(der)employed at age 52” crisis where he creates weird religious charities/blogs/t-shirt companies around his super gross libertarian ideology and also invents things for the landscaping industry but…actually yeah that is EXACTLY WHAT IS HAPPENING) so I will probably do that first
10. Help me I don’t know what to do with myself when I am home alone I usually just forget everything I was supposed to do and I sit and read fanfiction
11. Hey how come I can’t find much fanfic of Equius getting banged by robots. Like I would prefer Not Aradiabot but wow even after the updates that confirm that he IS PROBABLY BANGING/TRYING TO MACK ON A NUMBER OF ARADIABOTS there isn’t much fanwork of it. And like shouldn’t there be some more Dirkquius where there are robots involved?? I need to get over it and start drawing or writing but everyone is gonna be like “this is the stupidest fanfic I have ever read this person clearly let their Equius Gettin Banged By Robots fetish in the way of any good writing skill”
12. I had a dream where April Ludgate was sitting on my lap and we were making out and it was pretty nice until Ron Swanson walked in and was all “STOP THAT U ARE MARRIED” and April was all “I don’t care!” and tried to keep kissin on me but I was weirded out that Ron Swanson saw us and then the dream was over…
13. I’m gross I’m going to go eat that Pizza 4 One now
Edit: 13b. My computer has a virus where various words appear as links and try to get me to click on them but I WILL NOT BE FOOLED but I should probably run a virus scan…now..